Monkey Pants Bar & Grill

All out in discretionary activities like pole polishing, bologna tossing, crotch kicking and poetic musings. When you think of Monkey Pants you think of world domination on the tiniest of scales. Not to be confused with midget weighing. So get your Ass in Pants and enjoy a more fruitful existence today. Established in 1973. Since 1996 Monkey Pants has been at the vanguard of Shirtless Shots, Wig Wednesdays, and Whiskey'll make you Frisky Friday's. With a Chinese Patent on Fish Racing and Free Popcorn you know that your family will enjoy its time at Monkey Pants and perhaps even get a little moist staring at the leg lamp next to the fireplace on TV. Business owner information Steven P. Business Owner Born in Keokuk, Iowa Steven Pants was reared on Pork Rinds and Yoo-hoo Chocolate drinks. After being riddled with osteoporosis at the age of eleven, Steven set out to create a place where people could go who enjoy bacon and bacon like products. Like Bacon Wrapped Deep Fried Hot Dogs.